1. 2 years ago  from xmichelle

   She called me fat because I'm eating chips on the phone :|

   Ruvi: your mentally obese

   Me: I know that

   Ruvi: no, your emotionally obese

   Me: I know that

   Me: are you trying to hurt my feelings?

   Ruvi: no, I'm trying to roast it so it's not cold

   Me: what am I a pig?

   ok!!! you didnt mention i said your mentally fat albert!!! you've altered our conversation!

   IT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE JOKE!

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